{"id":14818,"date":"2016-06-15T16:03:46","date_gmt":"2016-06-15T20:03:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kimdeloachphoto.com\/blog\/?p=14818"},"modified":"2016-06-15T16:08:52","modified_gmt":"2016-06-15T20:08:52","slug":"its-not-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kimdeloachphoto.com\/blog\/2016\/06\/15\/its-not-us\/","title":{"rendered":"It’s Not Us"},"content":{"rendered":"

This post is for all the mommies. You see photos of gorgeous kids smiling and you dream of having your own perfect photos of your kiddos-after all, they are the most adorable kids in the world! Right?! Then right before the day of our session they scratch their nose, fall off the couch and get a black eye, skip their nap, nap too early, and then even refuse to show their million dollar smile during the session. All the ways a session can be sabatoged-toddlers find a way!<\/p>\n

I always tell moms of toddlers-THIS is UNIVERSAL!<\/p>\n

Some of you act like you don’t believe me-that I’m just trying to make you feel better-but really I cannot make up these stories!<\/p>\n

So remember, it’s not you and it’s definitely not me…it is the code of toddlerhood. How they communicate to each other is beyond me-seriously baffling. The best thing about a toddler is that they aren’t consistent. They can be in a full on belly laugh and melt into a cry within seconds!<\/p>\n

(Just think how they’d be watching Steel Magnolias!)<\/p>\n

I wanted to show you miss priss who wasn’t impressed at yesterday’s Toddler Tuesday. Like-NOT AT ALL impressed with her mommy or the gentle breeze blowing or the birds chirping or her favorite toy or me-definitely not me!<\/p>\n

She’s so adorable I got her mommy’s permission to post these!<\/p>\n

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The good news is 99% of second sessions with toddlers go 100% better~So stayed tuned!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This post is for all the mommies. You see photos of gorgeous kids smiling and you dream of having your own perfect photos of your kiddos-after all, they are the most adorable kids in the world! Right?! Then right before the day of our session they scratch their nose, fall off the couch and get … Read More about It’s Not Us<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,36,69,27],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-14818","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-greenville","7":"category-greenville-childrens-photographer","8":"category-greenville-family-photographer","9":"category-mini-sessions","10":"entry","11":"has-post-thumbnail"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kimdeloachphoto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14818","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kimdeloachphoto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kimdeloachphoto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kimdeloachphoto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kimdeloachphoto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14818"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.kimdeloachphoto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14818\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14826,"href":"http:\/\/www.kimdeloachphoto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14818\/revisions\/14826"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kimdeloachphoto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kimdeloachphoto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kimdeloachphoto.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}